we call upon the author to explain.

dynamine @ 2009-10-28T03:40:00

2009-10-28T08:47:24Z

so, we djed again. me and her, and two others.....it was pretty rad, even if she had to bow out, due to Real Life. i'll post my own setlist tomorrow, because that is what i do. for now, i am just stoked.

Home is where i want to be
Pick me up and turn me round
I feel numb - burn with a weak heart
(so i) guess i must be having fun
The less we say about it the better
Make it up as we go along
Feet on the ground
Head in the sky
It's ok i know nothing's wrong . . nothing

Hi yo i got plenty of time
Hi yo you got light in your eyes
And you're standing here beside me
I love the passing of time
Never for money
Always for love
Cover up + say goodnight . . . say goodnight

Home - is where i want to be
But i guess i'm already there
I come home - -she lifted up her wings
Guess that this must be the place
I can't tell one from another
Did i find you, or you find me?
There was a time before we were born
If someone asks, this where i'll be . . . where i'll be

Hi yo we drift in and out
Hi yo sing into my mouth
Out of all tose kinds of people
You got a face with a view
I'm just an animal looking for a home
Share the same space for a minute or two
And you love me till my heart stops
Love me till i'm dead
Eyes that light up, eyes look through you
Cover up the blank spots
Hit me on the head ah ooh.....

call for vendors!!!

2009-05-19T14:31:21Z

we are still in need of moremoremore crafty type folks to vend with us! we are holding the Bob & Barbara's Craft Bazaar ALL SUMMER LONG, and we need you to make it awesome! vendors needed every saturday until the end of summer.

email us at bobandbarbs@gmail.com for more info.

crossposted like a mofo, sorry for any repeats!

dynamine @ 2009-05-18T15:52:00

2009-05-18T19:53:21Z

i think i've managed to turn off the fucking twatterwhatsit. huzzah, etc.

dynamine @ 2009-05-18T15:02:00

2009-05-18T19:02:55Z

16:17 'I just called to say I love you' dude is back. Back and extra horrifying, I might add. #
17:02 @tonyhawk 'i turned around, found my daddy gone.' Best janes album, ever. #

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dynamine @ 2009-05-17T15:02:00

2009-05-17T19:02:04Z

17:03 twitpic.com/5bakp - But its not even in theatres anymore... #
18:19 Is it poor manners to fall asleep with my face in the food? #

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dynamine @ 2009-05-16T15:01:00

2009-05-16T19:01:50Z

03:00 So tired my eyes went home without me. Or, so it feels. #

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dynamine @ 2009-05-15T15:02:00

2009-05-15T19:02:20Z

15:10 I am full of knowledge! Also, coincidentally, bursting with fruit flavour. #
12:19 I am TRYING to be full of joy and light. It ain't as easy as it looks, damnit. #

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dynamine @ 2009-05-14T15:01:00

2009-05-14T19:01:58Z

21:54 @referencejlb I don't even know what that means! #
07:56 Its out for delivery!!! AAAAAAAHhH! #

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dynamine @ 2009-05-13T15:01:00

2009-05-13T19:01:47Z

17:20 Needs 4-5 vendors for Saturday!! Ack! /implode #
18:23 @AlCantHang in Vegas she'll be chugging Bud. #
18:51 @PinupCandy good to know! I've been putting it off, just in case they sucked. #
20:09 @shmittenkitten heh. I'm married to that guy. It can be a bonerkiller, but you never know! #
20:10 @PinupCandy I just deleted one over the weekend. Ill be digging thru the email trash! #

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dynamine @ 2009-05-11T15:02:00

2009-05-11T19:02:24Z

15:05 Nothing says 'Happy Mothers Day' quite like a Special! #bob&barbara's #
16:56 The Lakers game is looking kind of tragic... #
00:59 Whatever, dude. Yakuza totally kicks ass... #
01:24 Cab driver is all about the werewolves! #
13:52 I'm listening to my 4 yr old explain how he connects to our home wireless network, and how, if he gets bounced, he reconnects. Damn. #

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dynamine @ 2009-05-10T15:02:00

2009-05-10T19:02:13Z

00:15 What a fucking load of crap. Really. #
00:27 On the plus side, star trek was pretty damned amazing. On the minus, ugh....stoopid, stoopid. #
02:52 @bakeanddestroy seriously!! I was so shocked! #
03:44 Just...ugh. gah, ugh, grump, damnit, etc. #
12:40 @thefinn yup...that's my bug. #

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dynamine @ 2009-05-09T15:01:00

2009-05-09T19:01:53Z

20:34 I am the most tired individual on the planet. #
23:00 Apparently siouxsie & adam ant figure greatly in scotlands apocalypse. #
23:51 @kolsch one of the most...interesting movies I've seen in a bit--'doomsday'. Bizarre-o sndtrk for a movie made recently. #
09:01 @kolsch that was precisely my thought! It even had frankie goes th hollywood, which was...so weird. #
09:04 @shmittenkitten that is pretty great. #
09:05 @WolfBait that sounds like a gigantor bummer. #
09:06 I've spent my morning zesting limes and pouring tequila. Soon, I will be at bob & barbara's, and you should be, too! #
10:22 Vegan margarita cupcakes! $3 blowjobs! Lucky's nachos of doom! Local artisans! Bob & Barbara's Craft Bazaar today 11-3pm. Exclamation point! #

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dynamine @ 2009-05-08T15:03:00

2009-05-08T19:03:27Z

17:04 Seriously ready to fucking explode. Do promises really mean so little to ppl? If so, then why the fuck even open your mouth?! #
17:14 Obvs irreparable. Too bad for that shit. #
17:54 @AlCantHang geez. That's sad..there were more chicks at the watchmen midnight showing even... #
20:15 Off to lucky 13. Smell ya later... #
13:49 @LostZombies my zombie valentine #

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dynamine @ 2009-05-07T15:04:00

2009-05-07T19:04:35Z

17:05 That's why her hair is so big, it's full of SECRETS. #
18:08 twitpic.com/4omm5 - Crazy ninja action! #
11:26 What a sap...I'm watching a movie that features Pasadena prominently...its making me all silly. #
11:49 @WhyDrinkAlone tonight is bobby zankel, so you've decent music coming yr way. #
13:38 @LostZombies fantastic book, fantastic guy. He did a reading at one of the bars I work at. #
14:19 @AlCantHang damn...didn't help much with Firefly, tho. #

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dynamine @ 2009-05-06T15:02:00

2009-05-06T19:02:41Z

20:02 Watching 'Avatar' and eating my feelings. Be back later. #fail #
20:25 @shmittenkitten indeed...except I want to kick him in the babymaker. Same diff. #
23:09 Bright spot in a murky day--Big Trouble in Little China on G4. Thank you, Jack Burton, the check is in the mail. #
23:27 Lo Pan's kung fu kicks your puny ass. For serious. #porkchopexpress #
23:31 RT @BoingBoing Cthulhu ski-mask tinyurl.com/cjycro #
08:29 Out of step with the world. #
10:45 The devil isn't finding work for these idle hands to do...that bastard. #
12:08 @AlCantHang a friend of mine just did that same thing this weekend. Nice thing to do, man. #
13:13 Idle hands occupied by wolfbait buttons, idle mind by '3.10 to yuma'. #
14:13 @WolfBait weren't you able to twat like a champ before? #
14:14 @WolfBait nope. #

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dynamine @ 2009-05-05T15:03:00

2009-05-05T19:03:27Z

15:36 tinyurl.com/c7avvx seriously? why so much $$$?! #
20:00 ned's atomic dustbin-grey cell green...mayhap it'll turn my shite night 'round. ♫ blip.fm/~5l93t #
20:13 or, maybe it'll take a turn for the more ridiculous. big black-kerosene ♫ blip.fm/~5la0a #
20:20 always waiting for the bigger axe to fall....fugazi-blueprint ♫ blip.fm/~5laks #
00:03 a wrist-slitter before bed, perhaps? johnny ace-pledging my love ♫ blip.fm/~5lsyd #
08:21 Its not even 8.30, and I'm already irritated. #
12:30 SALSA!! Head out to Bob & Barbara's tonight if you think yr salsa is king! 10pm and its on. Drink heavily, tip heavily. #
12:37 @TFLN obvs you gotta have something with bacon in. #
13:25 @ninjaacademy go to Cracker Barrel and eat hashbrown casserole. #
14:02 Contingencies are in place. Thusly, I feel a slight relief mixed with the dread/sickness. #

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dynamine @ 2009-05-04T17:08:00

2009-05-04T21:13:16Z

been awhile...poor little eljay..too busy/lazy.scattered to even bother. anyhoodle. for the first time since getting this damn thing, i've cut comms, folks, and just...whatever.

come see me on saturdays & sundays, local kids. you know where!

dynamine @ 2009-05-04T15:03:00

2009-05-04T19:03:30Z

16:33 'I just called to say I love you' is never an acceptable jukebox choice, people. Learn it, live it, love it. #
18:25 Seriously, dude...I'm starving. I could eat my own face. #
23:31 Today/tonight was...odd. home to bed, sleeping husband, child, cat, and pooch await. #
23:38 RT @amandapalmer each moment of your life spent doing something is a moment you spend not doing something else. #
10:30 Watching bio channel thingy about 'the Munsters'. This could only get better if they aired one on 'the Addams Family' next... #
12:22 Sadly, enjoying London on 'Daisy of Love'. Boy can shake it. #
13:43 let the wookiee win. #starwarsday #

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dynamine @ 2009-05-03T15:01:00

2009-05-03T19:01:39Z

19:21 You tell 'em I'm comin', and hell's comin' with me. #
22:32 @AlCantHang heh. Sounds like one of my local faves... #
00:10 Holy shit weird, etc..seeing ex from over 10 yrs ago fuckingrocking the khyber. #
00:32 @AlCantHang something hideous, and/or something with jager.? #

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dynamine @ 2009-05-02T15:01:00

2009-05-02T19:01:43Z

17:56 EXPLODE! Wtf, dood? #
21:01 @AlCantHang avoid the fucking coors, dude. #
01:32 Some dude just asked me what I was up to later, then said he'd leave a mess on my face. WTF does that even mean?! #
03:55 "Its like a Shakespearean tragedy...in my twat." #

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dynamine @ 2009-05-01T15:02:00

2009-05-01T19:02:19Z

22:15 Giant ball of irritation! Tomorrow-make vegan margarita cupcakes & work. Saturday-b&bs craftyland! Sat night-ninja academy at khyber! /s ... #
12:21 no longer suffering fools gladly, including myself amongst that number. #
14:28 Tonight--Mondo Topless and more at Tritone! Hoping for a crowd of heavy drinkers. #philly #
14:33 @AlCantHang hey, swell...they're a good time. #

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dynamine @ 2009-04-30T15:02:00

2009-04-30T19:02:57Z

15:52 @AlCantHang does chelsea on market still show matches? #
18:04 Must.not.walk.out.must.be.grown.up. #
18:16 See also-must not puke from stressing over stupid shit. #
19:02 @AlCantHang shee-yit, my ass is here til 2. Unless I walk, which is not the best of ideas. #
10:51 Firefox--you are a fickle cow. Grrrr. #

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dynamine @ 2009-04-29T15:03:00

2009-04-29T19:03:34Z

16:42 the one sane voice amongst many foolish ones--tinyurl.com/d3p855. #phillycarshare #
09:57 Need to figure out how to control 2 sep twitter accts from phone. Is it doable, or does have to log in & out constantly? #
11:40 ugh--paying bills,(not) looking forward to work. double ugh. #
12:22 more logic in the face of much tomfoolery--tinyurl.com/dhj325 #phillycarshare #
14:41 @AlCantHang i'm interested in the fact that man utd. better keep their shit tight. #

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dynamine @ 2009-04-28T15:03:00

2009-04-28T19:03:42Z

16:21 I must be cracked...I unfollowed people without me even knowing? Is that even possible? #
16:47 My to-do list was doing me in, so I simply gave up for the day. TV, half-blood prince, and staring out the window to continue apace... #
08:55 Just joined a twibe. Visit twibes.com/handmade to join #
08:56 of course....i'm not exactly sure that a "twibe" is going to anything special for me...but, you know. #
11:15 Swedish Hanoi Rocks triplets?! Wtf? Daisy of love starts off nice & grody... #
11:43 @shmittenkitten its enjoyably trashy, that's for sure. I'm a sucka for vh1 baloney, though. #
11:44 @shmittenkitten aka on second & market? #
11:51 @shmittenkitten oh, man! I'm laughing so hard, I fear I might die. #
11:52 @shmittenkitten if its a no go there, try long in the tooth on sansom! #
13:15 are folks not realising that philly car share is still the good guy in all this? zipcar? not so much. check zipcars rep out. #phillycarshare #

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dynamine @ 2009-04-27T15:03:00

2009-04-27T19:03:30Z

18:02 Someone played def leppard 'photograph' in the bar. Man..I loved this song. When I was 9. In when it came out. #
18:03 In when? What'd I just type?? #
20:15 Another human interest story--you are that. #
20:40 Spinning on that dizzy edge, I kissed her face & kissed her head. #curesongs #
22:59 Guh. Idiocy, table for one? #
23:00 @sjgrovo me, neither. #
23:09 She doesn't have anything you want to steal. No..nothing you can touch. #
00:25 Apaches for the win, motherfucker. #
01:44 What defines familiar? #
02:06 Murder City Devils. Okay. Thank. Last call. #
10:37 Good morning, hangover. You vile beast, you. #
14:36 I just really want to go swimming. #
14:59 @thefinn yes. It is a mild 74 in the living room, and the child wants to hang out with you. #

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